Tuesday 8 June 2010

"cast them oats into the sea, me hearties"

Had the grad prom and looked very dashing. Course I don't know if i've actually graduated yet, as in a shrewd move to sell more tickets the prom is before exam results.

Apparently when i'm kilted up I resemble the Scottish oats guys evil dark brother. Also some drunk french chick was convinced i was in point of fact a pirate. Both of these are things i could easily live with, and should I fail to come up with any other career path they will be welcome alternatives.

Still broke

Thursday 3 June 2010

mysteries of the internet

For some reason that i've yet to figure typing in "tomas nevergrin" into google images comes up with a picture of yours truly (2nd page) This of course finally settles the matter as to what i should call my band and or pen name.

In other news i bought a kilt. i was also advised by the lady to got black for socks and shirt, partly because i'm quite dark (with equilvelant levels of tall and handsome) but mainly because her dress is black and it would flatter her more.

And now I'm quite broke. but only in the sense that i have no money and not that I'm in tremendous amounts of debt. in fact in all probablity, and equity aside i'm most likely the wealthiest family member.

thought of the day-why is it the hotter the day, the fatter the topless men?

Wednesday 2 June 2010

the jack sandwich

From now on all doubles will be ordered this way.

Measure

mixer

Mesaure

Trust me when i say your drinking experience will be greatly enhanced