big ole 19 today. and thats about it really. thats all it feels like. just a number. mayhap its cause i'm all on my lonesome right now (hopefully seein some friends later) Still, its all good.
Moved into the new place. Old man said he'd even pay that little bit extra for me to have the bigger room with the sweet on sweet shower. got the guitars in-man i've been missin that accoustic so no excuse now for any decline in skill. Heck the place is NICE. Even had a bloody cable tv box thing installed so i can catch all my cartoons. Tad worried about gordon though-my flat mate and the man i have to thank for such sweet digs. He's been gone an auful long time despite promising to cook me din din (i kn0w-pretty intresting)
so Got no bloody excuse at all to be all Muselmann and emo. ole bobby boy will be shittin fire and kickin ass in no time at all, you can count on it. man this feels kinda disjointed today, but thats exactly how i feel. new bed means not soo much sleep means a little bit of lacking in cohearency. spelling is of course, always bad. and thats about it really. well no its not but its all i can focus on. Also, preacher is fricken awesome as is sudocrem.
Tuesday 29 May 2007
Monday 21 May 2007
what has he got in his pocketses?
man yesterday was awesome. After an entirely dull weekend of working it came as quite the suprise to. but what could cheer up bob soo much, i hear you cry. weel i got....FREE HOOCH. once I had finished my shift David-the most awesome frenchman since Inspector Jacques Clouseau (yeah yeah i know) handed over my cut of the tips, which was quite hefty. Hence i decided to stay and buy him and me a beverage. BUT we got it for free, along with 2 others later. My shot of monkeys shoulder wasn't free, and dissapointingly turned out to be whisky, but hey its all good. so we had this real manly talk about love, life, politics (not my choice) and drugs in comparison to sex. Hell i prob looked as pished as a fart I was laughing so much. also, seems when you're dehydrated from workin in a hot sweaty kitchen then the alkeyhol goes into your system quicker. hopefully there'll be no disparging comments next time i show up
I learned how to play Go yesterday too, rather than revising. its soo much more intresting. for those not in the know about Go, its a game similar to othello but about a billion times harder. indeed it seems harder than chess to me, which I am quite reasonable at, and I've yet to win a game online.
Before that though, david told me THE most awesome riddle I have ever heard. Being quite keen on riddles and word games (NERD) I feel i could wholly aprreciate it. I even solved it after an hour or so of yes no questioning. quite shameful when you see how simple it really is. if anyone solves it without the aid of the internet, I'll be impressed.
"A person is pushing their car to another persons hotel. when they get there, they are going to owe that person a lot of money. explain this"
heres the big inside scoop to solving it team. think outside the box
I learned how to play Go yesterday too, rather than revising. its soo much more intresting. for those not in the know about Go, its a game similar to othello but about a billion times harder. indeed it seems harder than chess to me, which I am quite reasonable at, and I've yet to win a game online.
Before that though, david told me THE most awesome riddle I have ever heard. Being quite keen on riddles and word games (NERD) I feel i could wholly aprreciate it. I even solved it after an hour or so of yes no questioning. quite shameful when you see how simple it really is. if anyone solves it without the aid of the internet, I'll be impressed.
"A person is pushing their car to another persons hotel. when they get there, they are going to owe that person a lot of money. explain this"
heres the big inside scoop to solving it team. think outside the box
Friday 18 May 2007
I bring the money I take the blame
Righto, seems that sloppy Joe has done and dusted with his blog, so I'm gonna try and pick up the slackeroo and get some extra shit in, much like a man at an all you can carry fertillier sale. And lets face it folks, while he may be a better writer i have far better hair. My lady friends away for a while, so looks like for the next week its back to the tried and tested plan of sitting in with some alkeyhol and singing "All by myself" HOPEFULLY next time I see her we will be seeing wheatus and quaffing down cheap booze. Depends what nasty ass shifts i'm given at work. Tad worried about the new chef. very much a lads lad-loves his beer and his strippers, whereas I'm slighty lacking in machismo unless its a false facade to impress and undress all you ladies.
ummmmm...had a subway again, so that was nice. workin tommorrow, which isn't. watched all of yu-gi-oh the abridged season which was awesome, though i feel i did stoop to new levels of nerdyness. also move over jack dee, my new fave comedian is...dylan morgan or possibly morran. the point is hes a crazy drunken irish dude and you can't get much more awesome than that. I have 2 exams left and i'm just findin it so bloody hard to care about them. the weekends gonna be tough actually, i got zippo to look forward to and that bastard KD figured he'd rub it in my facial hair that all the old crew are goin out to the pub for fun and frollicking. my plans tonight? well i aint exactly got that friday feeling, maybe read a book drink some wine and write some poetry about ornately carved staircases. and microwave dinner of course. but first i'm gonna slay some more time online. wikipedia better add some new articles cause i'm in quick danger of readin em all. my fave 2 are pastafarian (my new religion) and canine freestyle dancing, which makes me wish i had a dog soo much more. incidently male mice have no nipples
ummmmm...had a subway again, so that was nice. workin tommorrow, which isn't. watched all of yu-gi-oh the abridged season which was awesome, though i feel i did stoop to new levels of nerdyness. also move over jack dee, my new fave comedian is...dylan morgan or possibly morran. the point is hes a crazy drunken irish dude and you can't get much more awesome than that. I have 2 exams left and i'm just findin it so bloody hard to care about them. the weekends gonna be tough actually, i got zippo to look forward to and that bastard KD figured he'd rub it in my facial hair that all the old crew are goin out to the pub for fun and frollicking. my plans tonight? well i aint exactly got that friday feeling, maybe read a book drink some wine and write some poetry about ornately carved staircases. and microwave dinner of course. but first i'm gonna slay some more time online. wikipedia better add some new articles cause i'm in quick danger of readin em all. my fave 2 are pastafarian (my new religion) and canine freestyle dancing, which makes me wish i had a dog soo much more. incidently male mice have no nipples
Thursday 17 May 2007
new
been a while. damn exams taking up most of my procrastination. also i got not much to write about..so jane will
Hey there avid readers...Jane speaking. Erm I don't think I have much to say either, History sucks for one. I'm supposed to be studying women but we all know they are a waste of time plus dear Robert is distracting me with his racyness. Yes, he is racy. And falling asleep. Hmm...
I think everyone that reads this blog, and doesn't read mine, shoud immediately abandon this excuse for a blog, and go read mine www.outsideimdancing.blogspot.com. Go, laugh at me, comment, enjoy :) I also have an epilepsy one www.itsjustepilepsy.blogspot.com if that kinda thing floats yer boat.
And so to conclude, I love Rob. (But to dear Natalie: I DO NOT FANCY HIM)
Keep tellin yerself that jane. we all know bob is sex on a stick minus the stick. anyways, finished readin carrie and gonna give it to CL, despite its adult content. means i have a greater insight into the female psyche methinks. also ALMOST completed links awakening, makin it the FIRST zelda game i will have done so. fingers crossed. meetin my lady friend tonight. one very minor downside to the whole relationship ting is i now for the 1st time worry what i wear. makin a concious effort to avoid wearin food stained clothes. and I've decided i'm gonna make the effort to move in to gordons place by the end of next week. a man can only take so much of urine smelling coridors and nymphomaniac neighbors.
Something else happened that aint in quite some time. I got pissed off. being fairly laid bakc its not something that occurs often but what i bore witness to was just wrong. two big guys, the kind that think their hardmen and probably are and have an arseholish arrogance about them, they were yellin abuse and threats at this poor shit scared big kid. what made it worst was that the boys father was there, and the look of hopeless anger on his face was saddening in the extreme. and what did bobby boy do? jack shit of course. despite all these grand ideas i have about helpin folk out i always do jack shit. anyways, gonna maybe actually do some work now. and con someone into gettin me food. as always, ignore any grammatical errors and spelling cause i never check over
Hey there avid readers...Jane speaking. Erm I don't think I have much to say either, History sucks for one. I'm supposed to be studying women but we all know they are a waste of time plus dear Robert is distracting me with his racyness. Yes, he is racy. And falling asleep. Hmm...
I think everyone that reads this blog, and doesn't read mine, shoud immediately abandon this excuse for a blog, and go read mine www.outsideimdancing.blogspot.com. Go, laugh at me, comment, enjoy :) I also have an epilepsy one www.itsjustepilepsy.blogspot.com if that kinda thing floats yer boat.
And so to conclude, I love Rob. (But to dear Natalie: I DO NOT FANCY HIM)
Keep tellin yerself that jane. we all know bob is sex on a stick minus the stick. anyways, finished readin carrie and gonna give it to CL, despite its adult content. means i have a greater insight into the female psyche methinks. also ALMOST completed links awakening, makin it the FIRST zelda game i will have done so. fingers crossed. meetin my lady friend tonight. one very minor downside to the whole relationship ting is i now for the 1st time worry what i wear. makin a concious effort to avoid wearin food stained clothes. and I've decided i'm gonna make the effort to move in to gordons place by the end of next week. a man can only take so much of urine smelling coridors and nymphomaniac neighbors.
Something else happened that aint in quite some time. I got pissed off. being fairly laid bakc its not something that occurs often but what i bore witness to was just wrong. two big guys, the kind that think their hardmen and probably are and have an arseholish arrogance about them, they were yellin abuse and threats at this poor shit scared big kid. what made it worst was that the boys father was there, and the look of hopeless anger on his face was saddening in the extreme. and what did bobby boy do? jack shit of course. despite all these grand ideas i have about helpin folk out i always do jack shit. anyways, gonna maybe actually do some work now. and con someone into gettin me food. as always, ignore any grammatical errors and spelling cause i never check over
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