Have nothing to say at parties? feel like the social outcast? sitting alone in the corner watching the jackets? Fear not! with these general phrases and ice breakers you'll soon find yourself the heart of any party.
Ain’t nothing but a chicken wing
Livin it large and keeping it fresh
Shit gets real, I get shittin
Lets score coconuts to sip rum outta them
Dude you can totally see her over the shoulder boulder holder through that top
I’m just gonna freestyle it tonight
When you talk shit, means your full of shit
Wanna go out and buy a novelty cake?
I dunno man, there’s enough hot dog here to end up in anybodies bun
If you gonna stick it to the man, better wear protection
I’ll go where I please, and please where I go
The frosty jacks fair game, anything else merits a courtesy call
Twisters no more gay than slow mo rugby
No one do lines where folk gotta piss
Bathroom locks just a dumb idea man. People could die
Why we playin dance music when there’s nowhere to mufa fuckin dance
You so crazy, I think I wanna have your babies
You freak out that easy you aint gonna last the night
It’s a marathon, not a race
Every drink tastes better when its been set on fire-that’s like science
Power naps are cool cause they got the word power in them
If you spew you gotta clean it up-that’s like the law
Dude your totally red baroning-she’s gonna shoot you down in FLAMES
Drinking games? Man it aint no game-tis serious business
This shits lamer than free view porn
She’d even be a MILF when the baby was comin out
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4 comments:
dear bob your banter sucks
while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as
I love your eyes can i touch them
So do you do stuff....me to
And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.
dear bob your banter sucks
while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as
I love your eyes can i touch them
So do you do stuff....me to
And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.
dear bob your banter sucks
while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as
I love your eyes can i touch them
So do you do stuff....me to
And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.
dear bob your banter sucks
while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as
I love your eyes can i touch them
So do you do stuff....me to
And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.
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