Friday, 5 February 2010

Generic party chat

Have nothing to say at parties? feel like the social outcast? sitting alone in the corner watching the jackets? Fear not! with these general phrases and ice breakers you'll soon find yourself the heart of any party.

Ain’t nothing but a chicken wing

Livin it large and keeping it fresh

Shit gets real, I get shittin

Lets score coconuts to sip rum outta them

Dude you can totally see her over the shoulder boulder holder through that top

I’m just gonna freestyle it tonight

When you talk shit, means your full of shit

Wanna go out and buy a novelty cake?

I dunno man, there’s enough hot dog here to end up in anybodies bun

If you gonna stick it to the man, better wear protection

I’ll go where I please, and please where I go

The frosty jacks fair game, anything else merits a courtesy call

Twisters no more gay than slow mo rugby

No one do lines where folk gotta piss

Bathroom locks just a dumb idea man. People could die

Why we playin dance music when there’s nowhere to mufa fuckin dance

You so crazy, I think I wanna have your babies

You freak out that easy you aint gonna last the night

It’s a marathon, not a race

Every drink tastes better when its been set on fire-that’s like science

Power naps are cool cause they got the word power in them

If you spew you gotta clean it up-that’s like the law

Dude your totally red baroning-she’s gonna shoot you down in FLAMES

Drinking games? Man it aint no game-tis serious business

This shits lamer than free view porn

She’d even be a MILF when the baby was comin out

4 comments:

Andrew said...

dear bob your banter sucks

while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as

I love your eyes can i touch them

So do you do stuff....me to

And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.

Andrew said...

dear bob your banter sucks

while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as

I love your eyes can i touch them

So do you do stuff....me to

And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.

Andrew said...

dear bob your banter sucks

while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as

I love your eyes can i touch them

So do you do stuff....me to

And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.

Andrew said...

dear bob your banter sucks

while chit chat over chicken wings is deemed acceptable you lacked suck classics as

I love your eyes can i touch them

So do you do stuff....me to

And if its a heated debate you follow with when i see you you will end up in I C U.