I'd Laugh if it didn't hurt to jiggle

So basically i forgot to buy soap and instead used fairly liquid, not being too careful about where I applied it. I mean there's a picture of the baby on the front and plenty of adverts about delicate hands, so i should be ok right?

Wrong

Cue a very tender day at work the following morn, followed by a lenghty and detailed phone conversation about why i couldn't go out drinking.

On the plus my lady had left mositureizer from when she was last over, and hell i'm tempted to apply it everyday regardless of the status downstairs, so cool and refreshing did it feel