I was privy to a sight that totally reinforced my relatively new philosophy of letting people screw up on their own. Christ knows i've had my fair share of mildly traumatic events and look at the fine, sexually unambigiuous young man they have moulded. but not for too long, a just fall to pieces when anyone stares at me.
Amusing annecdote number 451. Whilst taking fair young lady out for a meal, where we had mysterious green stuff, a table of drunk middle aged women come in and are seated next to us. After making some vaguely racists remarks about the lack of booze on the menu (persian place) one of them, an austrailen starts to make a pass at me. AND THEN MY JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND TOTALLY PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE AND THEY BOTH WRESTLED IN THE MUD AND IT WAS AWESOME. that part might not have happened though
Also, because i am a fine upstanding member of the community, one who has certainly never dodged the Tv licisning dudes, I have been picked for jury duty. i might not be actually on the jury though. from what i gather they basically get a bunch of you in a room, stick your names in a hat and the ones drawn are the ones in the stand. I am sorely tempted to dress up as pheonix wright and randomly shout objection!!!!!! but maybe contempt of court is one dream i should wait until i';m old and senile to live.
Thought of the day-whenever you offer or are offered ferroe roche you MUST say "Ah Mr Ambassador!"
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