Thursday, 19 March 2009

Shitty poem

Snorting Pollen off the back of a Queen Bee

I think that
Butterflies are like….
Rockstars!

No wait
It’s not so stupid
If you think about it

After all
They live fast
And die young

Spend their time
Boozing and
Drink Driving

It’s not very responsible
Nor is all their
Casual sex

Sex and booze
Fly away, die
What a life

Sometimes I think
I am like that
But I’m not

I’m just a big hairy
Caterpillar, too lazy
To Transform

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One day, Bob, you will bloom from a bud into a flower. A carniverous man-eating flower.

Be My Distraction said...

....who eats crisps... straight from the bone!!