Tuesday 11 November 2008

scrappy dappy doo

Right , I know we all worry about disambigous "yous" getting mentioned on blogs, what with the para oh god oh god are they talking about me? noia. Rest assured, they arent. But I'm putting a stop to it damnit! Well here at least anyways. So everybody know that the you here is aimed at my super smash brother

You are right of course. I got no call to bitch and moan about anything. but then i wouldn't be a kilgour if i didn;t go off on a manly sulk every now and then. so bleh.

And now on to random great awesome ideas that have been gestating in my cranial womb. We need a currency called errection. think of all the fun times that could be had- "the erection rose above the dollar today" "The value of the errection is at an all time low" "The errection plummeted" "The errection isn't as strong as it once way" "damnit you gave you 5 erretions and i only got 3 and a half back" And so on.

Other thing-what with the weather being as it is, i reckon that with setting the clocks back an hour for daylight saving, we'll also have setting the month back for seasonal accuracy. what a strange and terrible future to live in!

Thought of the day-Pride is like HM cut, only useful in very specific circumstances

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are truly a great man, Gai-Sensei, to come up with such a bold Financial Acumen!

rob k said...

damnit stewart!