tickle me emo

again, as always, don't take anything i write as serious or a cracked reflection upon my own pretending psyche

i never cease to wonder
why my eyes never cease to wonder
and my heart never seems the fonder
of girls i see for moments longer
than half a faded day

and though i seem to eager
what i offer is so meager (not a penis joke)
and what i feel is neither
what either of us wants

and, to lighten up a bit...

how did the camel get its hump? by showing its toe
how did the peacock get its tail? by giving great head
and how did the rhino get its horn? by having its way with a unicorn