Wednesday, 28 May 2008

clubs? more like...cruds!

i am not really a fan of clubs. they make me feel old, and say things like "the musics too loud, i need a seat!" but sometimes i go, because its not where you are but who your with that matters. plus theres always the vague chance that a kindly young lass will take pity on me (only to be pitying herself the following morning) Anyhoo, heres my compilation of my own names for the clubs of the glow

Cat House -Cack house
Campus- Camp arse
garage-gay rage
sports bar- sports bra
firewater-fire crotcher
kusion-shunned
sea- semen

and probably more...

thought of the day-my ego is as big as my dong. and both bruise easily, so be gentle

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