Borders book shop has this nasty habbit of not labling their books with prices. i guess they assume if your in there you must be rich. but annoyingly they also quite often put discount signs on these priceless books. £3.00 off!" it delcares. "what a deal!" I exclaim "And it comes with a free pen!" i then realise it isn't polite to vocalise in !, and rush to buy. "That will be a ridiculous amount of hard earned money despite your work to pay ratio being wayyy off!" says the cashier (everybodys ! today!) "This isn't over!" i exlaim very quietly so no one hears.
then i compromised by buying very cheap shoes. good old sweat shops and war orphans
Also, i had a rather great idea. well more an insurance policy. I gotta go around torturing all the hypotists in the world telling them to undo what they've done to me-JUST IN CASE-that they have done something.
thought of the day-cults are the poor mans religion
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