The Condom, with his latex cape billowing about him magnificintly, is the protector of penis city. he has a whole rogues gallery of villains-captain chlymidia, master clap and non-water-based-lubriant man. but he also has his allies- diaphram woman and his sidekick, water based lubricant man (he has an evil twin)
"Hows the new suit, Dom? those new ribs should enhanced your abilities by 12%"
This is how sexual education should be taught at schools. all i gots to do is sit back and await government funding
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
It's quite possible I'll never forgive you for the mental image you just burned into here. As punishment, you must accept a forfeit of Pina Colada's from me.
its perfect, all you need is a catchy title to get everyone REALLY interested.....
and a soundtrack, then the money will really roll in.
my god man, your a genius!
e is at that. The man himself as a totally low opinion og hismelf but this alll part of the man's awesoeness.
All he needs is the right contatc,s. ANd a maanger. MAanager. I eman.s means. mean.
(you're going to give me a lecture about tis whole drunk mass commenting later...aren;t you. Groan.)
Post a Comment