Fan service

Gail doesn't sleep, she waits
Gails house doesn't have doors, only walls that she walks through
Gail CAN beleive its not butter
Gail can divide by zero
A picure is worth a thousand words, a Gail is worth a million words
Gail played russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol and won
The chief export of Gail is pain
If at first you don't succeed, your not Gail
Gail CAN judge a book by its cover
Gail doesn't wear a watch, She decides what time it is