Thursday, 25 October 2007

to quell all those vicious rumours

Well I look like jesus
and dress like a tramp
Think musicals are awesome
even when they are camp
But still I'm manly

I stay in my flat
all day long
listen to kylie
and her fabulous songs
But still I'm manly

Well I wash everday
and condition my hair
don't use any sprays
cause I'm environmentally aware
But still I'm manly

steak and porn and cars and boobs
These are the things that a mans gottta choose (Chorus)
Gotta get drunk, find a woman to do
Or your dads gonna disown you

I watched broke back mountain
and it made me cry
watched it 12 more times
annd I dunno why
I work in a gay Bar
and get sexually harrased
After staff nights out
I have a sore ass
..........But still I'm manly

3 comments:

*jemima* said...

i think the rumours are all in your head...or are they?...

Unknown said...

This is the best song in the world...I want you to serenade me with it.

Be My Distraction said...

rob.... this is the best post in the world..... ever..