Wednesday 17 October 2007

post secrets...HERE

I had a bloody fantastic idea yesterday. what if, and bear with me here, people sent in their secrets annonymously on intricatly decorated cards and I posted them online on my blog. think of it as a way of releasing yourself from a burden thats lying heavily on your mind. I mean, we all gots things on our chests (called breasts) that we need to get out in the open, yet with our faces obscured so cctv can't bust our asses for public lewdity. As far as plans go its pretty out there doncha think

a friend keeps telling me to enjoy the single life and not feel i need to be in a relationship. I think thats quite a fine thing indeed. Or it would be if A-i lived with or indeed near friends or family that i could visit and B-if i actaully had free time and wasn't always working. Funny thing though, i'm not actually looking for a relationship at all, i'm just saying that its hard to be happy and single when you don't get or indeed particularly want any of the benefits that single status affords you.

and of course I know the only reason anyone reads this is because they hope to see their names mentioned (its the only reason I read all your scummy blogs) time for a fan service.

Jane is a playa but bad with lotsa drink
emma is also a playa and funny with lotsa drink
Joe is lame
Carrol should stop tryin to grow up so fast
catherine has a sister
other people do not spring to mind

done

8 comments:

Unknown said...

I would love to partake in this sharing of secrets but how are we to get these fancy cards to you?!?!?! I'll even decorate it for you, lovey.

Awwww, I liked my fanservice, it was lovely! And I write about you ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! Go read them now...!!!!

Lotsaluv, Em, dealer of secrets...which are the drugs of the mind...mwahahahahaha...

XxX

Joe said...

I like to read GOOD things about me, nothing truthful.

You should get a girlfriend at work. And see her only in work and dine out in the alleyway with spaghetti meatballs. Then you can be unhappy and naively believe that being single would make you happier.

Catherine said...

Or a part-time girlfriend. Pick the things of relationships that you want to have and claim you have uni when it's time for the stuff you don't want. It's the lazy man's way.

And yay my name was written on the internet. My sister says Sora's going to doggie heaven (which I assume means hello).

I'd send you secrets but I'd be tempted to make up scandalously fake ones to make for better reading.
ONCE I KILLED A MAN WITH A PENCIL.

*jemima* said...

i m not trying to grow up...tht is a physical impossibility since i am older than you (by a few months)
anyways, i am grown up, i am going to be twenty soon
i am merely trying to grow taller
and you spelt my name wrong.

rob k said...

emma-You so crrazzy
Joe-has been watching lady and the tramp again, quite apt comparison really
Catherine-I once pleasured a woman from a distance of 12 feet
Cooral-spelldfigngs for loosres

Catherine said...

I'm actually quite impressed.

I snorted cocaine off a lady's chest. It's sweeter that way.

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