Wednesday 16 July 2008

Clearly....

The iranian missle program was secretly funded by america in order to coerce the french out of their oil development technology contract with iran, with the double bonus of justifying an increased military presense in israel.

watching the news and reading the papers does strange things to a man.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've read that post over and over and I haven't found one instance of innuendo.

I am worried about you.

Anonymous said...

Not one? Come now, if we scour thoroughly then surely-
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................missile?

Anonymous said...

...Missile?

Catherine said...

He's pretending to be a grown-up, just play along.

Bob, what are your feelings towards our prime minister? Do you feel he is spitting in the face of democracy or do you follow the ridiculous reasoning that since the public voted for labour last election we should be content with whatever sulky gargoyle they can muster to fill 10 Downing Street?

Do you think America is ready for a black president?

What about Russia and it's sham government? And did anyone ever see Nicholas Sarkozy get all drunk and giggly that time he met Putin. Best moment in news I ever saw.

Catherine said...

alternatively you could get a giggle out of 'coerce the french' if you try very hard

Anonymous said...

It's just a damn shame he didn;t use the words: 'Oil DRILLING technology'. I feel so cheated.

Plus, I'd be a great Prime Minister. My first act would be to declare war on Joe's flat. Sound crazy? Every leader needs a war to solder a nation and consolidate their position...provided it's a successful war. I have a plan of action that involves raiding the flat while Joe is in edinburgh, laying a dozen contact Anti-Personnel mines around his fridge, toilet, and the array of mirrors he undoubtedly has clustered in his room. Once victory is mine, sovereignty is mine!

I'll stop now.

Be My Distraction said...

i need your new mobile number. otherwise i cant invite you to my party next week!