Monday 4 August 2008

DARK BOB...

*Is quite the player
*does as he pleases
*only cares about getting what he wants
*always knows just what to say
*is one smooth arrogant bastard
*would have a threesome with your sister and mother for the sole purpose of being able to say that he had
*has amazing tollerance for alcohol
*cuts people down with scathing wit
*permanently has "the eye" on
*winds up the gays
*tells racist cancer pedophile twin towers jokes
*is a naff excuse i use for all the suspect things i do when pished
*is currently imprisioned in a hairy cage

6 comments:

Be My Distraction said...

i think i met dark bob that night at kusion...................

he wasnt such a bad guy :p

rob k said...

he'd buy you a drink

but then drink it!

Anonymous said...

He so would.

Anonymous said...

Would kick a puppy? Say it's not so!

Anonymous said...

Again, he so would.

Anonymous said...

Though the midst of hair, would he know the difference between puppies and cats? Dark Bob wouldn't care!