Monday 11 August 2008

the sinister thing

that is the female mind. i got treated to a glimpse of it when i was urged to read angus thongs and full frontal snogging. the aim was to give me a deeper understanding of the female psyche, but i don't know if i cared for what i saw. always going on about their periods and their lack of boobage. and i certainly don't approve of the ending-14 year old chick ends up with 18 year old guy. verging on wierd there.

a friend said that now i'll be an experct at pulling under age girls. ORRRRRR, i countered, its useful because even mature women sometimes feel like little awkward teenagers. anyway, none of this matters because i'm still going strong in my no womanising and the beard is growing ever thicker.

4 comments:

*jemima* said...

I have the rest of the books for you to read... which you will read. If you can be converted to Jane Austen, you can be converted to Georgia Nicolson.
So there.
CL

Anonymous said...

Run, Bob! SAVE YOURSELF-!

rob k said...

its too late for me stewart, i have become (sudders) a man in touch with his feelings

bah

and shhhhhhh carol-louise, no one knows about jane austen.

*jemima* said...

They do now.